Crazy Woman Driver!!!

Today I went to Wal-Mart and had quite the experience. Chris and I wanted to shop together before he had to get to work so we decided to take seperate cars. I was waiting for him in a shaded parking space for about 5 mintues. As I was waiting I saw cars come and go, in and out of near by parking spaces. So I see this blue car coming around the corner to take the space directly in front of me. She's coming in fast and I have a front row seat of what was about to happen. She peels in to the space and totally hits our new Malibu!!! I was on the phone with Chris who had actually snuck into Wal-Mart while I was car gazing. I told him where I was and to get out here quick. As the lady hit me, she didn't say the F work until she saw me. I get out and look at my front end. Luckily no damage. She only bent her lisence plate in half. I mean, she hit me pretty hard. I thought for sure there would be some sort of damage. She gets out and is like, "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. My life is falling apart. There has been so much going on. I'm trying to finalize my divorce. I've just been so out of it..." I was like, "It's fine, it's fine. There's no damage. Don't worry about it. Forget it!" She went on and on and at that point I was like, You freaking dumb lady! I don't care about your life! I don't want to hear your sob story! Shut up already. I said it was fine. Chris came and found us. He looked at the car then I grabbed his hand and we walked inside to do our shopping. I mean, who does that? Who just peels into a parking space and hits the car in front of it? It's like she forgot which pedal was the brake. Crazy woman driver!